Couples Waiting Longer To Enter Prenuptial Agreements

WASHINGTON, DC—After interviewing thousands of couples around the country, the Pew Research Center issued a new report today showing that modern couples are waiting longer than previous generations to enter prenuptial agreements. “My parents entered their first prenuptial agreement when they were about 23 years old, and I think my grandparents had entered their prenup […]

Area Couple Renews Divorce Vows

ROCHESTER, MN—After 25 years of being happily separated, area couple Sheryl Nixon and Gerry Dobbs decided to renew their divorce vows this weekend. “Despite being apart for a quarter century, we’ve never hated each other more, and we wanted to celebrate that by renewing our divorce proceedings,” said Sheryl to reporters. Sources confirmed that the […]

Man Asks Woman To Spend Rest Of Their Miserable Lives Together

MARION, OH—While sitting down to a romantic picnic in Harding Park, area man Chris Parker asked area woman Michelle Sandberg to spend the rest of their pathetic, miserable lives together. “I love you so much. Will you marry me?” said Mr. Parker on one knee, effectively proposing that the two of them devote the remainder […]