Area Man Unsure If He’s Currently Disappointing 7 Or 8 People

BOSTON, MA—While unsure exactly how many people he is currently letting down, area man Kevin Webber has successfully narrowed the field down to 7 or 8 disappointed candidates. “After my performance at yesterday’s meeting with a major prospect, I know for certain that my boss is not happy with me. So, that’s one,” said Mr. […]