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BOSTON, MA—Taking into account his already packed schedule for today and the rest of the week, local Boston sports fan Paul McHale decided to forgo the Patriots Super Bowl parade and assumes he’ll just catch the next championship rally. “I’ve got a pretty important lunch with a prospective client, and I have to finish up […]
COLUMBUS, OH—After weighing several options for its high profile Super Bowl ad, Nationwide Insurance ultimately decided to go with the dead kid idea. “We had a lot of great ideas during the brainstorming session, including uplifting stories about how Nationwide helps families every day across the country or how we have been a trusted insurance […]
GLENDALE, AZ—Speaking with reporters following the Seattle Seahawks’ 28-24 loss to the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX, head coach Pete Carroll admitted that they probably should not have run a pass play and instead kicked a field goal in the final play of the game. “Looking back on that interception, I realize that […]
BRAZIL—Following the early success of the World Cup and the on-pace execution of the 2016 Olympic Games, authorities announced this morning that Brazil will host the next Super Bowl, World Series, Masters, and Wimbledon Championships. “We are very proud to accept this honor of hosting four of the greatest sports championships in the world right […]
ST. LOUIS, MO – In order to generate more hype around the brand and create a more engaged online audience, Budweiser officials have elected to use social media sites to release advertisements slated to air during the next 10 Super Bowls. “Research has shown that viewers appreciate getting to see commercials ahead of time so […]
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