Father To Someday Pass iWatch To Son After He Upgrades

RICHMOND, VA—After purchasing Apple’s new iWatch, local father Frank Novak realized that he would be someday passing the timepiece onto his son after he upgrades. “This is something that could stay in the family for decades and I can’t wait to leave it to my son after I move on to the next generation,” said […]

iPhone Fails To Notify Man Of Bus

IRVINE, CA – According to sources, area man Adam Franklin suffered severe injuries last night at the intersection of Jeffrey Road and Irvine Center Drive when his iPhone failed to notify him of a bus. “He was crossing the street, and I don’t think he saw it coming,” confirmed one eyewitness who saw bus 66 […]