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DALLAS, TX—Noting that it’s not really his place to say anything and that he doesn’t want to start any trouble, local man decided to stay out of any discussions surrounding the Baltimore riots right after a quick Facebook post about the riots. “I know that I probably shouldn’t say anything, especially because I’m not from […]
AKRON, OH—According to an interview, area woman Sheryl Winters is getting to that age where her Facebook feed is full of funeral announcements. “Every single time I open my Facebook, I swear to God there’s another notice for a funeral or memorial service plastered all over my feed,” said Ms. Winters to reporters yesterday. Ms. […]
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