CHICAGO, IL – Investigators have confirmed that the tragic events that happened yesterday, killing dozens of people and injuring 100’s of others, were not due to terrorism, thank God. Immediately following the terrible incident, many eyewitnesses and bystanders couldn’t help but think that terrorism was at play. “Well there were explosions, and screaming, and people running,” […]

LONDON – Despite being born just today, the newborn son of Catherine, Duchess of Cambrige, and husband Prince William is richer, more important, and actually better mannered than you only because of who he is and not because of anything he’s done. A long time ago, some guy claimed that God chose him to rule over […]

SANFORD, FL – George Zimmerman, acquitted of all charges in the murder of Trayvon Martin, has publicly devoted himself to reclaim his neighborhood watch post and find whoever killed that poor kid. Leaving the courthouse, Mr. Zimmerman made a statement, “whoever murdered that nice young man is still out there, because it obviously wasn’t me according […]

NEW YORK, NY – Many people celebrated last month when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional, thereby paving the way for same sex couples to marry in the United States, but people are starting to realize that marriage has always been gay kind of. “Well, first off,” relays renowned wedding coordinator […]