If You Think About It, All Relationships End In Death, Heartbreak, Or Alien Abduction

When you’re single, you have a lot of free time on your hands to think about relationships. Lately, I’ve looked back at some of the relationships I’ve had and analyzed some of the relationships my friends and family have gone through. And I’ve realized that if you really think about it, all relationships end in […]

Pedal Faster Or I Will Die

WELCOME Hi there! Thanks so much for stopping by. You’ve come to the right place. We’re going to have a great work out today. As you’re getting warmed up, I thought it would be a good time to go over the standard process. You’re going to select a program you’d like to run, and I’m […]

I’m Jeb B***, And I’m Running For President

This great country of ours is in need of serious help. The national debt has skyrocketed after years and years of running major deficits. Businesses are being hampered by an overwhelming number of new regulations, not to mention the major burden that health care reform has imposed on our nation’s best companies. On the home […]

Glad That’s Over

These past few months have been pretty crazy. Ever since the altercation between Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown on August 9th, during which time Mr. Wilson shot and killed Mr. Brown, one could say that the town of Ferguson has been a little nuts, what with the riots, protests, and constant discussion […]

Holy Fuck! The Floor Turned To Lava!

Summertime can be pretty boring for a kid, especially when it’s raining. Normally, I’d be outside exploring my backyard trying to find cool bugs or playing basketball with my neighbor Jeremy. But on a day like this, when it’s just raining buckets outside, there’s not much to do. You would think that I could play […]

Please Send Food Pics

The Sudan is not an easy place to live. For much of our history, we have suffered from rampant ethnic strife and dealt with violent internal conflicts including two civil wars and the War in Darfur. Additionally, Sudan has experienced economic difficulty with a GDP per capita of only $1,580 USD. But beyond all that, […]

Sometimes I Wish Life Was Simpler And All I Had To Worry About Was Feeding My Family

Life can get pretty complicated. What with mortgage payments, work politics, and personal finances, life can sometimes just spin out of control. It’s not easy to take care of all the day-to-day obligations and activities of a busy schedule without losing focus or feeling overwhelmed. Which is why I sometimes wish that things slowed down, […]

Maybe I’m Misunderstanding The Issue, But Gays Should Be Able To Vote

I don’t watch a lot of news. In fact, you could say that I barely watch any news, especially if it’s political. The partisan conversation has never interested me. It gets people so bent out of shape over issues completely out of their control. So, I am definitely not an authority in the arena of […]

Hey Kids, You Can Get Sick And Die At Any Moment

Hey there, kiddos! President Barry Obama here. Can I holler at you for a second? As you may have seen on the Twitter or read through the Facebook, our fine country is going through a few major changes. I’ve been trying my darndest to get everyone affordable healthcare, and it’s taken a long time, but […]

Back In My Day Children Were Polite To Their Oppressors

When you live to 80 years old, it’s a given that you’ve seen a lot things. Over the course of my eight decades on this earth, I’ve experienced enough to fill up the pages of a long book with remarkable adventures and amazing journeys. But as I enter my twilight years, I can’t help but […]