Bill O’Reilly Reports Auschwitz Prisoners Got Ample Exercise

New York, NY – Following his comments that the slaves who built the White House were well fed and had decent housing, Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly reported that prisoners got ample levels of exercise during their stay at the Auschwitz concentration camp. “During the 1940’s, all inhabitants of the camp had at least one hour per day for physical fitness training, which included running in circles, digging ditches in the sun, and laying brick for new barracks to house the other gym members,” said O’Reilly on Thursday. Researchers at The O’Reilly Factor also discovered that many of the prisoners were lucky enough to receive additional time in the camp fitness program, sometimes getting up to 18 workout sessions in a single day. “All of the prisoners had multiple personal trainers that would provide guidance and words of encouragement.” O’Reilly concluded his remarks by noting that, following the workouts, the prisoners also had free access to government funded showers.

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