BATON ROUGE, LA—Reportedly sitting down to the exam without the assistance of any academic advisers or university provided tutors, LSU track star Damien Wilmore took the Economics 103 midterm all by his itty bitty self. “It was all me. I did it all by myself!” said the adorable 6’ 6” freshman, who filled in every single bubble and didn’t need to ask anyone for help or nothing. Sources confirmed that the little guy studied the night before, made his way to the lecture hall, and finished the exam all by his teensy weensy lonesome. “I’m going to call my mommy and let her know I finished the whole thing!” Final reports showed that economics professor Gerald Franklin, however, needed the help of an athletic administrator to grade Wilmore’s exam.
You did it!
The Lonely Petunia 
So you mean to tell me that a college student took a test on his own without help? Wow that truly is impressive
I know! It’s preposterous! Thanks for reading!