Area Man Loses Both Rental Car Keys Because They’re Fucking Attached

ATLANTA, GA—During a recent business trip, area man Kevin Simmons lost both sets of keys to this rental car because the keys were fucking attached to each other. “They gave me two sets of keys to my car, but for some goddamned reason, there was a metal ring permanently joining them together. So, when I misplaced one, I sure as hell misplaced the other,” said a disgruntled Mr. Simmons to reporters. Sources confirmed that Avis did indeed give Mr. Simmons two sets of keys to his Toyota Camry, which would provide him an extra set should he accidently lose one. However, reporters were unable to identify any logical fucking reason why Avis would fucking attach them to each other, for Chrissake. “If they’re going to attach them to each other, wouldn’t it be smarter to just give me one set of keys and keep the other at the agency in case I lose mine? Wouldn’t that be a better decision? What the fuck am I supposed to do now?” At press time, an Avis representative was asking Mike Miller if he wanted to pre-pay for an entire tank of gas even though he knows he’s only going to use at most a quarter tank because they reportedly think he’s a fucking idiot.

This article was originally published on The Whiskey Journal.

Fucking perfect.

Fucking perfect.

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Comments

  1. Hahaha *hilarious!

  2. marilynmunrow says:

    Reblogged this on Marilyn Munrow and commented:
    OMG sorry had to laugh my head off. How funny.

  3. marilynmunrow says:

    It brightened my afternoon sugar. Thank you so much.

  4. I couldn’t stop laughing,,.

  5. FAF! Thank you.

  6. Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
    Man, I hate when that happens LOL

  7. Reblogged this on barclaydave and commented:
    Amazing, why would both sets of keys be permanently joined together.

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