BREAKING: Director Cruising Hollywood Streets In Limo Looking To Cast Perfect Actor

LOS ANGELES, CA—Inside sources have confirmed that a big shot movie director is currently driving around the streets of Hollywood in a black stretch limousine seeking the perfect actor for his next film. “I recently finished my new script and know that there is someone out there just walking around that would be the absolute perfect fit to play the lead role,” said the Oscar winning director, adding that he is willing to cast the part without an audition right there on the sidewalk if the actor has that certain look. During the interview, the director explained that he has the green light from his production team to pull up next to an unsuspecting actor, roll down his window, and offer the role of a lifetime to anyone he chooses. “My only fear is that maybe the actor won’t accept the offer, but that doesn’t mean I can’t take a chance.” In related news, a multi-platinum music producer was found listening intently to a demo CD he found on the bus.

"I'm going to have to call you back..."

“I’m going to have to call you back…”


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