CHICAGO, IL—A new report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration looked into the weather in the Chicagoland area and confirmed fucking snow?! “For fuck’s sake, it’s fucking snowing outside on fucking May 16th,” stated the report. The study was based on several sources looking out the window and sure as fuck seeing snow falling from the fucking spring sky. Many sources couldn’t fucking believe that it was fucking snowing, but the wintery mix in the middle of fucking May could not be fucking denied. “Fuck this, we’re all fucking moving.” Final reports showed that this weather is fucking fucked.
Fucking fuck!
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