Mom Reminds Single Daughter She Was Already Divorced With Shared Custody At Her Age

BEDFORD, IN—With only a few weeks to go before her 30th birthday, Kelly Weber’s mom reminded her that she was already divorced with shared custody at Kelly’s age. “I know you kids are getting married later and later nowadays, but I’m just worried that you’re going to miss out on the opportunity to go through a painful divorce and arrange alternating visiting weekends for your ex-husband like I did when I was 30,” said the 55-year old Sharon Goldman, who has kept her maiden name since her third divorce. Sources confirmed that Sharon encouraged Kelly to maybe try on-line dating so she can find a man to marry and start a family—otherwise, she might not get divorced until after 40. “Honey, I just want you to be happy. It would kill me if you got to 45 and hadn’t yet cashed a child support payment check.” Final reports showed that Sharon was nice enough not to bring up Kelly’s younger brother who is already separated from his wife at only 26.

"That clock isn't ticking backwards."

“That clock isn’t ticking backwards.”

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