Actor Gets Role of Lifetime in Shitty Commercial

LOS ANGELES, CA – After years of desperation requiring an iron will and saintly patience, struggling actor Robbie Jones finally got the role of a lifetime in a piece of shit commercial. “It’s my big break,” said the Julliard School graduate who came to Los Angeles looking for fame and fortune and will now play the lead role in a commercial no one will pay attention to. Robbie, who has been waiting for this moment his entire life, was cast as “Barbecue Guy” who will stand in front of a grill talking to his neighbor “Neighbor” about the benefits of a new product that absolutely no viewer will be moved to buy. “I was born to play this role,” emoted Robbie about the character described as a “white, middle-aged male” who says such scripted lines as, “I’m telling you, buddy, Mercury’s customer service rating is 97%!” Robbie, who shares the same training as Kevin Spacey and Kelsey Grammar, excitedly told all his friends about the late night advertisement that most viewers will either mute or make fun of. Sources confirmed that Robbie’s mom is very proud and just knows that he’s “going places.”

Look out world!

Look out world!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: